When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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