you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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