She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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