who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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