Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
zippers are such a cool invention
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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