I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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