just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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