Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
