Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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