I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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