She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.