My room smells like vodka and shame
What a fucking waste of an outfit
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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