Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?