I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
how drunk are you?