The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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