Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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