i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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