At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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