I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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