Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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