she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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