That's intense
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
