Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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