We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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