Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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