He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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