if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
