Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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