Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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