Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend