The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.