I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?