yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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