I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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