i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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