I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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