Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I can't put those talents on a resume
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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