it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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