How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
