She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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