how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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