talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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