The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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