dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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