I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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