so that wasnt chicken after all
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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