it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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