Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
nutella sex= disaster
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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