no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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