Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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