I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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