Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.