sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?