so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her