you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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