Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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