Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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