honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
