3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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