remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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