Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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