It's Friday. Sex?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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