Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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