I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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