I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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